Purity Redux

Oh, get this post from some married guy here in NY looking for a mistress:

Married Man Seeks SALVATION through Sin Date: 2006-01-03, 1:42PM EST So I am married, yes, think what you will, but I am putting it right up front. I could bore you with the usual sob stories, the "she doesnt get me" garbage. Truth be told, I love my wife, have no intention of leaving her. Trouble is, she was never quite the freak in bed that I was when we got married, and after four years, the sex has just trailed off. I am tall and slim, I have dark hair and eyes, brown if that matters. I am reasonably well hung, 7.5 long. I am an educated professional, well dressed and clean, and extremely easy going. Sexually, I am a bit of a wild one in the bedroom. I tend to be dominant, while not really involving BDSM. I like to control, but not in a Anne Roquelaure kind of way. I like to spank, I love oral, giving, specially if the lady is shaven or has a brazilian.I am open to all new ideas as long as they are consensual. Ideally I am seeking a woman in the same sort of circumstances that I am. Either in a relationship that leaves her very un-fullfilled or someone that doesnt have time for a relationship, but still has the need to be fucked very well on a regular basis. The type of woman I like... Well, again in the spirit of honesty, I do not go for the "model type" woman, married one of those and the best I can compare it too is like owning a vintage automobile. Looks great, gives the impression it would be a hell of a ride, but you rarely drive it. Generally I prefer normal, average women. 5'0 to 5'9, Size 3 to 14, prefer a curvy woman. I believe its all about presentation. In the past I have dated skinny women and ruebanesque women. Intelligence, Grace, a sense of humor and most importantly a sense of adventure. Someone who is seeking pleasurable evenings with a handsome and well dressed young gentleman.

What a prize, eh? He probably married the blonde white princess that half of the internet population is clamoring for, and now he thinks that his sex life is so important that he has to disrespect her by going around her back. Chances are, she's looking for a gardening boy to meet her needs, but his dumb ass isn't talking to her. I hope her gardener is as hot as Jesse Metcalfe. Rawr.