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Thursday, January 05, 2006

Too Good

The whole men begging for sex thing on CL makes me wonder: why do these men think that they are above getting a whore? Especially those who want to pay people (usually underage or college girls) to be with them? I mean, really. You are two clicks away from the Erotic Services section where you can buy the "girlfriend experience." This one guy on NY CL is offering to pay $1500 a month to some girl for the GFE. He writes:

$1500/MONTH FOR GFE!!! Date: 2006-01-04, 11:49PM EST WANT THE GFE! DON'T WANT THE GF! SO I'M WILLING TO PAY FOR IT. WANT TO MEET ONCE OR TWICE A WEEK AT MY PLACE FOR GOOD TIMES. PREFER BUSTY BABES. MUST SEND FACE AND BODY PICS. NOT JUST FACE PICS. NOT JUST BODY PICS. SHOW ME WHAT I'M PAYING FOR!
Hon, you could just go buy a call girl. Wait, I think I get it - you really expect to get sex 4/5 nights a week and a call girl will cost you more! A high-class whore could probably use up your $1500 in one week. You're really just looking for a two-bit whore in the guise of a college-aged "damsel in distress." That's so cheap. These guys are ri-goddamned-diculous.

7 Comments:

  • *someone* has too much time on their hands...

    By Blogger Dan, at 1/05/2006 02:26:00 AM  

  • Dan, I think that's the reason he needs a call girl. Perhaps his hands are tired. Wanna know what the ultimate insult for a man is? When his hand falls asleep. Sigh.

    BTW - "ri-goddamned-diculous" cracked my ass up

    By Blogger Dop T, at 1/05/2006 09:25:00 AM  

  • If I were a busty blonde, I would write him. Ask him if sex was compulsory. If answer was no, I would draft a very specific contract stating exactly what he would get. Which would be no more than a kiss on the forehead.

    By Blogger A Unique Alias, at 1/05/2006 10:35:00 AM  

  • Honey Bunny - You aren't in the casual encounters section are you? You know all my luck is in the "men seeking women" section, right?

    By Blogger Melissa, at 1/05/2006 04:20:00 PM  

  • You guys are funny.

    Velvet, m'dear, that IS men seeking women.

    NY m4w is the biggest cesspool I've ever seen. The only bigger one would be casual encounters.

    I tried to eyeball the big picture the other day and there were 8 or so pages of ads in m4w and the vast majority of the ads are just looking for a little sumfin' sumfin' - married men trying to cheat, guys looking for steady sex partners without the commitment, sugar daddy wannabes, guys looking to give oral, one dude that keeps posting about rape fantasies, fetishists, etc. Oh, and don't forget the bitter men.

    Very few of these guys actually seem normal enough to converse with, much less get it on with.

    Makes me actually miss DC CL. ha!!

    By Blogger Siryn, at 1/05/2006 04:46:00 PM  

  • Men....!

    *sniff*

    By Blogger Jinxy, at 1/05/2006 10:11:00 PM  

  • Not all men, but NY CL Men! ppfffttt!! *sniff*

    By Blogger Siryn, at 1/05/2006 11:05:00 PM  

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