Being Slick

For more of your entertainment... the dirty clown also got a new cell phone. This phone is Annoying. As. Hell. It went off to various loud and highly annoying tones. He says too many clients have his other cell phone number and call too much. He also says he doesn't want to get caught in the US District Court again without a phone, as his other phone gets confiscated all the time because it has a camera. Yeah, that may be true, but I'm not dumb - he gave his new golddigger girlfriend that number to call whenever she wanted to reach him. I bet his live-in baby mama doesn't have that number. He thinks he's being slick, but I'm no fool. He even called his little ho today, right in front of me. "[Ass-ugly First Name], this is [Dirty Clown]. Please give me a call at your earliest convenience." Yeah, as if she's a client... We know what services you're really providing...