Something I'm NOT Going to Miss...

... my KlAsSy downstairs neighbor. Thankfully, I rarely have any contact with this man. But every time I do, I'm pretty repulsed by him. He's:

• Huge - grossly overweight;
• Balding, with an unkempt rag that probably hasn't seen a comb in a year;
• Usually in states of partial undress - like today, where his fleshy man-breasts were prominently on display, or in a wife-beater that doesn't do much to hide his physique;
• Looks like he stinks;
• Usually smoking on the front step and not bothering to close the fucking security door so as to spare the common hallway of his odorous excrement;
• Got an effeminate voice;
• Probably stinks; and
• Apparently not be too bright - Ironically, he lives in an apartment with an older lady who is on an oxygen machine. There is a sign on their door asking people not to smoke. Brilliance!

In this regard, moving is a definite boon.