Boooo, New York Times.

You suck. The Washington Post is actually a hometown newspaper. It's got an Entertainment Section and its holiday section is already filling up with stuff to do beyond wine tastings and restaurants. If I want to know who's doing what for New Year's, I can go to the Post and find it. But you, New York Times? Shame on you with your hoity-toity self. You'd be great if you actually focused a little bit more on New York. There's plenty of space to go around to cater to people who actually LIVE here. Bastards.